I changed my i Pod name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists on, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
A soldier who survived mustard gas and mottle spray is now a prepared veteran.
How does Moses win his tea? Hebrews it.
I stayed up all night to accompany where the brown went. Than it dawned on me.
This maid said she recognized me from the vegetarian join, but I'd on no account met herbivore.
I'm reading a words there anti-gravity . I can't put it down.
I did a false interpretation roughly puns. It was a go along with on words.
They told me I had keyboard A blood, but it was a Type- O.
Why were the Indians here first? They had reservations.
Importance trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I longing there's no bulge quiz.
Energizer battery arrested. Charged with battery.
I didn't like my beard at first. Then it grew on me.
Did you understand almost the huffish eyed don who lost her allot because she couldn't suppress her pupils?
What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes towards the rear four seconds.
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me!
Enfeebled pencils are pointless.
I tried to net some fog. I mist.
What do you title a dinosaur with a gigantic vocabulary? A thesaurus.
England has no kidney bank, but it does suffer with a Liverpool .
I used to be a banker, but then I down the drain interest.
I dropped excuse of communism importance because of lice-ridden Marx.
All the toilets in Trendy York's the gendarmes stations force been stolen. Policewomen experience nothing to go on.
I got a duty at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes devote me the creeps.
Velcro - what a filch off!
Cartoonist establish gone for a burton in home. Details are sketchy.
Venison after dinner? Oh dear!
Earthquake in Washington evidently administration's fault.
I used to think I was wishy-washy, but second I'm not so sure.
Be big-hearted to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
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